Well Kirsty, you asked for it; before and after shots of my amazing transformation thanks to number 42 on the Daisy List, spend 3 months getting my body in shape.
First up, the before shot. Notice the ample booty and the unimpressed facial expression. Both critical elements of a before shot…
Now for the after shot, but first a tip for young players; I read somewhere that in an “after” shot, you should turn slightly off centre and cock a leg (they probably used a far more eloquent word than, ahem…cock, but anyway). I added the outstretched arm for a touch of drama and for elongation. Clever I know.
Yes, it is a miraculous transformation (let me assure you there was no photo shopping or air brushing involved) and yes, the shots were taken on miraculously similar looking days.
PS. Thank you oh holy messiah in the sky for not letting my neighbour come out and catch me taking multiple pictures of myself with a cocked leg and looking like a completely self-involved, albeit bootylicious, crazy person.
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Woohoo!! That’s AWESOME Sami!!! That’s it – you are the next Lorna Jane pin up girl for sure!
Love your work,
Kirsty
Haha, nice one! Looking good Sam. Keep it up!
Hey Sami!
This is absolutely miraculous! Your transformation is amazing!
The bootylicious shots are second to none!
No one cocks legs with flair like Sami. No one.
Two thumbs up, way up!
Enjoy our day!
It HAS to be a before and after…they weren’t taken at the same time, after all!
Lookin’ great!! (…in picture…#2!). And I almost hate to bring this up, but you look poised to dance…video camera?? I’m thinking the disco this time (ala John Travolta…you’ve got the pose!)
@Kirsty
Hey Kirsty, I’m not sure if you can tell from the pic or not, but I actually AM wearing a Lorna Jane singlet! Too funny. Thanks for the inspiration for the post.
@Valeska
Thanks Vee.
@Lori
LOL! Yep, no one can accuse me of not knowing how to cock a leg that’s for sure!
@Lance
Hmmm, disco eh? You know that’s quite removed from the Flashdance genre I specialise in Lance. Maybe I could invent a disco/Flashdance fusion sub-culture. So You Think You Can Dance, look out!
Sami,
I know you, you’re all for expanding those horizons…trying new things…living on the edge (is disco really on the edge???)…trying the untry-able…being fabulous…not afraid to tackle the unknown…
I’m thinking your own television show, right???
@Lance
Thanks Lovely Lance – you are most kind. xxx
Oh Lord, my own TV show? I don’t think the world is anywhere near ready for that!!
Love those self portrait moments one indulges in with blogging. Though I thought BEFORE shots tended to be not so much “unimpressed” as “blank, sad eyed mug shot”. But I give you 10 points for perfect elongation and leg cocking ability and 10 for the laugh.
Kelly
@Kelly
Hey Kelly, Haha, yep, I am an accomplished elongator and leg cocker! Not too many people can say that.